u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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