my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
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