so that wasnt chicken after all
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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