As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i will never coherently bang her
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
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