when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
I forget how to act sober
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