he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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