the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Randomize
