problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
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Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
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Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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