Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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