Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
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At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
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Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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