I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
