i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
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