Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
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I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
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So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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