The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
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we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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