Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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