Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
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It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
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Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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