You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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