we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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