you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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