You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I came so hard my ears popped.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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