therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
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I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
you inspire me to be a worse person
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
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No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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