We won't sleep together?
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
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If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
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You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Blow job season was short but glorious.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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