How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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