Don't you send me to vm
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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