I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
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just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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