Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
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Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
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Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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