it's like iHOP with fire
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Randomize
