Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
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When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Mom said you looked used
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
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im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
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