K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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