my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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