I want to make a zoo with you.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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