Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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