IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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