i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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