Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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