Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
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just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
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WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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