Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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