Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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