If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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