Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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