these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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