Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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