i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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