Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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