I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Randomize
