is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
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Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
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I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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