Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
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