Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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