U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
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i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I got inside last night via doggy door
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I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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