Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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