So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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