I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
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I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
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I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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