Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
