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I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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