she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
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