Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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