So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
this is an emotional support booty call
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Randomize
